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All Demotivational Poster


DECEPTION - I am so totally doing this on Halloween


TAGS: apple onion halloween caramel
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

rerun - October 24, 2012, 4:31 pm, #240148

run19 is done
GaryO - October 24, 2012, 8:19 am, #240141
Uh, my great grandchild killed a spambot with his nerf hammer and I gladly paid $500 for watching….WHERE’S THE GD MODS? This thing is working on it’s 2nd day.
run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:20 am, #240140
my classmate's mother-in-law makes $72/hr on the computer. She has been laid off for nine months but last month her income was $15013 just working on the computer for a few hours. Here's the site to read more Run19.com
Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:26 pm, #239193
I'm not sure who I could get away with doing this to, but I'd love to try. Maybe my brothers. Brotherly love.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2012, 3:23 am, #239169
So as not to get caught, set up your stuff in an abandoned house so they'll never find out where you really live ;)
falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:31 pm, #238842
Even worst than razor blades in the apples!
rerun - September 1, 2012, 9:59 pm, #238823

If I didn't have about 500 kids come by I would do this.
Cyberhagen - September 1, 2012, 6:57 pm, #238819
OMG Now that's just evil!


FANTASY FOOTBALL -


TAGS: geek jocks football dungeons dragons
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:35 pm, #249920
But then...who's the DM?
jimicapone - November 14, 2011, 6:36 pm, #225793
Jocks aren't smart enough to play D&D.
MonkeyStealsPeach - February 7, 2011, 10:29 am, #211793
Couldn't agree more ... and I work in an office full of players. 5 d20's
Reality Lord - February 5, 2011, 9:43 pm, #211715

jocks who always wanted to play D&D
Cubbybear - February 5, 2011, 8:03 pm, #211708
Who plays this anyway?


RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass


TAGS: september challenge military 82nd airborne all americans
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm, #191728

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm, #162101
LOL!!!!!!!!
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm, #162098

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen
TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 10:29 am, #147828
I kinda miss those days...more room than a Bradley.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm, #141488
Looks like a sh** from Starship Troopers, kill them Insects!
_Ally - October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm, #126970
This is a great sh** and a awsome caption. Nice work LogicDude
Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:22 pm, #124172
agreed
Botak - October 1, 2009, 3:31 am, #123062
I'm not gungho (Pers from my nation's military generally aren't - we prefer to just get the job done), but that caption is still pretty funny. Good motie :)
reason - September 30, 2009, 1:23 pm, #122898
f***stick. relax, thinking you are superior to everyone else is pompous and f***ing annoying. besides if he isnt american then he doesnt have to like that attitude. f*** i am american and i dont like it.
Anonoymous Scum - September 29, 2009, 7:31 am, #122571
I really hate the WOOHOOO! America f*** YEAH attitude....however, this is a great jux***osition. Gets a 5 from me...
faulty switch - September 28, 2009, 11:52 pm, #122522
awesome poster. 5 fo sho
freestyler - September 28, 2009, 5:11 pm, #122443
Mhh i have seen smaller cans that are more efficient. 4 or 5 dino's i dunno
RON - September 28, 2009, 12:58 pm, #122401
Five Thumbs Up!
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:44 pm, #122398
Thanks guys...of course, this is the "Jumbo can"...the smaller C-130 version is a little more cramped inside, but just as efficient!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 12:43 pm, #122397
I totally agree with CANADA. Nice one LogicDude.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:24 pm, #122391
that caption is perfect


THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.


TAGS: september challenge oh hair sorry about that
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Bunny

:3 - September 7, 2009, 10:54 pm, #115841
lol pretty funny... not the best but alright
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 12:12 pm, #115735
I think I've seen this pic before.
Hypercat-Z - September 6, 2009, 6:51 pm, #115582
HAHAHAHAHAHA... And thank you for the ispiration!
aaa - September 4, 2009, 2:01 pm, #115019
I thought no pubic hare couldn't be shown here. No wait...... Nevermind.... .
culos - September 4, 2009, 2:00 pm, #115018
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect!
BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 11:30 am, #114983
Love it, 5 pubic hareballs here!
Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 9:29 am, #114972
Amsome! 5 badly groomed lions
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:28 am, #114971
Right? I almost clicked reject on accident 'cause I was laughing so much, separate those b***ons a little more for me, M? LOL!
motifake - September 4, 2009, 9:27 am, #114970

FULL of WIN, 5L for you!
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:17 am, #114968
Made me laugh. Makes approving so much easier!


DYSLEXIC ZOMBIES -




DISAPPOINTMENT - Allah told them the truth, but not the whole truth.


TAGS: 72 virgins family guy allah disappointment
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by pitbull

WTFO - December 2, 2009, 12:11 am, #141615
Nice. 5L.


Sink Fixed -


TAGS: finally got the sink fixed
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ism

maoworks2 - June 14, 2013, 7:37 am, #246601
Now That's What I'm Talking About !
Silverheart - June 13, 2013, 4:51 pm, #246590
Installed the Jesus Filtration Unit5?


DON'T LIKE COPS - Next time you are in trouble, try calling a crackhead ...


TAGS: dont like cops call c******d
Rating: 4.02/5

More motifakes by Budog

Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 6:14 pm, #243902
That "stack" or "caterpillar" tactic has always worried the heck out of me. ONE grenade, ONE five-second burst from an AK...
steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:00 am, #238357
Ummm...not to nitpick but I think a bigger concern is the huge window on the flank that none of them are paying attention to.
Budog - August 12, 2012, 6:30 pm, #238337
Definitely makes the cover and *** as you advance a little rough to do, and a nice big target rich environment, but still a cool picture.
5150monkeylove - August 10, 2012, 3:52 pm, #238264
I still will give you 5 crack rocks. But as a former LEO, the first thing I noticed was the wonderful bowling pin set up.
Budog - August 8, 2012, 3:36 am, #238205
Look closer at the picture. They are entering an alley way. So who is to say the rear/entrance to the alley was not covered by other officers.
vlad9885 - August 7, 2012, 7:09 pm, #238176
Clearing rooms 101 last person in the stack covers the entry way while the others clear the area. 5badges from a former LEO
Budog - June 22, 2012, 7:08 am, #236504
Well, maybe their six is covered already...
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:12 am, #236498
idk, i think they need some more training because they have arent covering their six...
Budog - April 28, 2012, 11:41 am, #233921
Well MashMashi, if I am being held hostage by some tweeker I want a highly trained group like officers to come save my six...
MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 10:46 am, #233918
But its ph**os like this that people don't like cops
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:06 pm, #233869

Thank you, Budog!~~


I HATE BEING BI-POLAR - It's totally awesome !


TAGS: bipolar hate its totally awesome
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

epic33 - November 24, 2012, 4:19 am, #240915
This epic33 is cynicaly phyco !!! LMAO x9000
Budog - April 24, 2012, 4:39 am, #233745
LMAO
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:39 pm, #233732
Speaking from experience, I’m going to say ‘awesome!’
Nissta - April 21, 2012, 8:31 pm, #233656
I ain't Bi-Polar!! I'm a Cynical Depressive!!!
Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 10:17 pm, #233309
Nice! Somewhat similar to #148080 but still good... :)
lgvernon - April 14, 2012, 10:10 pm, #233307

Ths POSTER is awesome!! 5L
ughomer - April 14, 2012, 11:47 am, #233268
My sentiments as well. 5L


TOTALLY SCREWED - which is worse, dealing with the monster spider or not wiping your crappy butt ?


TAGS: totally screwed spider toilet paper
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:10 am, #245743
Not entirely screwed if you own a sh**gun.
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 6:59 pm, #242507
That fallout, is the single best reason ever for NOT wiping your arse. Thank you for playing to my phobia. 5 unwiped Ls
falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:51 pm, #223779
Good lord, what is that?


WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION - Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.


TAGS: we don t need no education double negative pink floyd another brick in the wall grammar
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MaxChaplin

turbojett - February 6, 2013, 5:33 pm, #243266
I was always under the impression they did that on purpose. like a big Eff-You to their educational system.


AIRBORNE - Put your knees in the breeze!




SENIOR LIVING - Old football players don't HAVE to retire they can go to the Vikings where no one expects them to win anything.


TAGS: packers vikings football nfl favre
Rating: 3.39/5
NumberXIII - November 9, 2011, 11:27 am, #225646
Hey! >:( I'm a Vikings fan! ... And I completely agree...
Devilkin9030 - October 24, 2009, 11:43 pm, #130523
Where no one expects them to do anything... And then they have their best season in forever.
Paranoia - August 27, 2009, 4:32 am, #112513
I still thinks it says something that after so many years there is still a team who would make him first string. besides who is gonna argue with 10-12 million for 4 months of work?


ALLAH-U-SNACKBAR! - Get the Special Kebab Combo with Felafel and a soda for just 5 dinar!


TAGS: september challenge open 7 days a week
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

jollyman - November 27, 2009, 11:29 am, #140500
waaaaay to great
Eugene - October 17, 2009, 10:40 am, #127435
He looked like that "THIS IS SPARTA!" guy at a quick glance


FACE PALM - Not quite how the rest of us do it, but... Suzy's method is freaking awesome!


TAGS: face palm tree wall
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Rad

5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 4:23 pm, #226516
Faceplant? Is that you out there? 5l
BOSSthefurry - November 29, 2011, 8:52 am, #226244
Classic 5 lions.
bear4lyfe - November 28, 2011, 1:26 am, #226220
...you made me spray my soda through my no5e. >.
ErrorMacro - November 27, 2011, 1:13 pm, #226206
double lolz
Reality Lord - November 27, 2011, 6:45 am, #226188

lolz


JEEPS - Because those curbs at the mall can be a bitch!




THERE IS A MARINE CORPS SNIPER HIDING IN THE PICTURE. - Find him before he finds you.


TAGS: marine snipers kill all enemies
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by usaf1995

nicholsjoshua15 - February 2, 2013, 2:04 am, #243046
We're the US Army; we'll just lay down a artillery barrage and mop up what's left behind.
paddy225845 - January 25, 2013, 10:57 am, #242822
Too late.
shawoopa - December 23, 2010, 6:22 pm, #208115
under the log a little to the left from the centre


STRESS - Some people just can't handle it


TAGS: water balloon fear face
Rating: 2.28/5

More motifakes by MC Mixmaster Fresh

Dustin Marthington - August 19, 2008, 9:23 pm, #15574
FAIL: nothing beats massive captain america! http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=9995


GRAND THEFT -


TAGS: wall street bank grand theft commi3
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

the1stCOMMI3 - January 9, 2012, 6:30 pm, #227399
Well I guess what goes around, comes around. But seriously, I have never heard of sickipedia.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 5:58 pm, #227397
Anyone here ever heard of Sickipedia? ... This poster is amazing but this caption was one of the top hits there too (and still is) !
crankyhead - December 30, 2011, 8:04 pm, #227105
If it makes you feel any better Commie, not only did I give it a 5, but I also shared it with a bunch of people who liked it too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 30, 2011, 1:44 pm, #227094
This is funny. However, it would be funnier if it wasn't so freakin' true.
BigEdMustafa - December 30, 2011, 9:24 am, #227085
I had to give it 5L! I actually have a couple of friends who own their own bank, but they're not that ambitious enough to rob the world! lol
the1stCOMMI3 - December 30, 2011, 1:35 am, #227075
Almost had a perfect score with this one. Tough crowd, tough crowd...
mariand - December 29, 2011, 6:06 pm, #227069
Hey, this is a good one.


AUTUMN -


TAGS: fall redhead
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by dporter8462

Cyberhagen - January 19, 2013, 12:47 pm, #242640
or rate the h**ness.. I'd give it a 5
Reality Lord - October 6, 2012, 6:34 am, #239810

real nice. 5L dude. could you drop this into moti-twist as well...one of the motinet sites for motivational stuff. would do well there.
mariand - October 5, 2012, 6:37 pm, #239803
jee... I'll just sit here and I'll wait for the leaf to fall...lol


THE GRAND CHAW-HEE - It's his birthday.




WALL-E VS SHORT CIRCUIT - There can be only one


TAGS: wall e vs short circuit there can be only one
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by stanthered

red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:30 pm, #217927
"There can be only one" ... YUP - BENDER


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TAGS: gangsta ballin outta control b****hhhh
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:22 am, #115151
(and rheumatoid arthritis)
faulty switch - September 5, 2009, 12:14 am, #115148
this is funny. my friend that immigrated from iraq could tare this "gangsta" up. hes taken more gun fire than this kid has taken in his video games. just a chump with 17 dollars.
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:27 pm, #100958
Y'all just don't know how hard it is to make bank yo, when da food court iz crips territory.
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 7:25 pm, #100957
You could call it that, it's obvious copypasta
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:18 pm, #100954
I'm going with sarcasm then. wut wut!!
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 7:13 pm, #100952
ah, i didn't know it was on here already. should have checked.
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:11 pm, #100951
*copypasta........WTF? Now I'm confused. I thought you were one of the good girls.....? Sarcasm... hopefully?


YANKEES SUCK - Even Jesus Hates the Yankees Go Red Sox!!!


TAGS: mlb jesus yankees suck red sox baseball
Rating: 2.66/5

More motifakes by Trapper

Schultz1 - April 6, 2012, 12:22 am, #232803
Just because you said yankees suck. I give you 5L.
VinceVicious - August 20, 2009, 7:08 pm, #110266
A long dead prophet thinks a great baseball teams sucks. What a douche. (Go Yankees)


THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY - Is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.




CLEVELAND BROWNS - Raining shit since 1964


TAGS: cleveland browns superbowl playoffs football
Rating: 3.31/5
Woodywood03a - December 6, 2009, 12:01 am, #143065
Oh yeah, HtD... They may want to really get ready for next season. Because, the team has gone south, because of the coach.
Woodywood03a - December 5, 2009, 11:59 pm, #143062
You got to keep believing that the Browns will win. Yeah, they did not been to the superbowl, but they will get there someday.
Marvin Wankerstein - November 3, 2009, 12:40 am, #133709
BS. Derek made it to the ProBowl. If they had a line that could block and someone who could catch passes he could get it done again. Unfortunately, they don't.
BigT - March 8, 2009, 1:43 pm, #64401
OH THE STEELER FANS!!!!! *SIGH* Truthfully if they trade Brady Quinn, I'm done forever!!
HtD - January 16, 2009, 5:32 pm, #52445
At least they aren't the Lions.


FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD -


TAGS: the skilled and talented can go to hell for all fortune cares
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by motifayk

nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:41 pm, #252373
There's still good music out there, and always remember, even then there was stupid pop music. We don't remember the stupid pop music because it aged poorly, just like the stupid pop music of today.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:40 pm, #248174
because the music which has moved mankind through seven decades leading to the millennium will whither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:39 pm, #248173
Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of Blues, R&B and Soul, and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:38 pm, #248172
Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm, #248171
violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller,
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm, #248170
You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of
nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2013, 12:47 pm, #247817
The only Pop Star I like is Ellie Goulding. That being said give me The Doors, Pink Floyd, R.E.M., Soundgarden,Smashing Pumpkins, Cage The Elephant, and Poets Of The Fall
twill1962 - February 11, 2013, 9:34 pm, #243404
Most modern music is overly repetitious and unoriginal. Give me Godd Ol' disco over "Dance Music" any day.
motifayk - January 26, 2013, 1:39 am, #242844
Its not like I don't enjoy the sounds of newer musicians. Its just that the lyrics, autotune, pre-recorded electro beats, samplers and free software with their own loops have made it that much more easier for even me to make music.
trek - January 25, 2013, 10:55 am, #242821
As a member of the new generation that supposedly supports these new "artists", I can a**ure you that I love 80s music. Most music today falls under the first category, although there are some artists who write their own music. RIP Freddie Mercury


FEELING SIGNIFICANT? - Don't


TAGS: we are pretty small in the whole scheme
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Airman

jejeloman - December 1, 2011, 12:25 am, #226295
I just feel owned right now... XD 5/5
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 2:48 pm, #164771
Learn something new. Never heard of that last few.
lesterinside - January 27, 2010, 7:35 am, #154690
Inspiration to my "Life" moti. Thanks Airman
Airman - November 18, 2009, 1:13 pm, #137587
thank you space
spacedog - November 18, 2009, 1:12 pm, #137586
I can't believe I didn't already vote on this one. It just needs one more.
CANADA - November 18, 2009, 1:10 pm, #137585
holy **** he's here!
Airman - November 18, 2009, 1:08 pm, #137583
bettlejuice.. beetlejuice.. say it once, say it twice.
Shithead - October 6, 2009, 10:09 pm, #124443
Ahhh, this is more like it. 5 lions for you, sir.
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:45 am, #124338
... for a moment, to truly appreciate how unique our situation seems to be.
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:43 am, #124336
I think I know the feeling of which you speak. We have a very useful mental shield that stops us from thinking about the unimaginable scale of the known universe. Otherwise, we'd go totally barmy. But, sometimes, we need to let those shields down...
Airman - October 6, 2009, 11:38 am, #124333
5 ph**os. too early to count
Airman - October 6, 2009, 11:35 am, #124332
no offense taken whatsoever. The planets and stars have always interested me, and sometimes, the vastness is a bit hard to comprehend. This series of 4 ph**os came to me in an email, and I got the same feeling in my stomach that I did when I was young
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:07 am, #124331
... not have been your intent, and I apologise if I cause offence, but it merely reminded me of this question of mine. In case its not bleeding obvious, I'm an existentialist, believing there is no meaning in the universe other than what we make...
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:03 am, #124330
Great Poster, but I've always wondered. Why, exactly, should we feel insignificant just because the universe is so vast? Yes, we should be humble, but there is a big difference between respectful humility and feelings of total insignificance. This may..
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - October 6, 2009, 4:41 am, #124282
Bah! The larger stars burn out quicker.
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:43 pm, #123747
d***! Throw an in on the front.....tnks
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:42 pm, #123746
And to this day I haven't had one on the left. Not one. Makes me really feel.......hold on, what's a good word? *Looks up* Oooooo that's it!!
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 9:39 pm, #123744
Ha! Mine average 8, and 24 is my highest. Yeah Airman and LogicDude kick a**. They've got fans. Hell, they probably have groupies.
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:35 pm, #123743
100 in a week? 42 votes is my highest. And that's been soaking for a bit more than a week....42? And two of them are....well you know.
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 9:26 pm, #123741
Almost 100 votes in a week. The Airman has loads of fans.
amina - October 3, 2009, 9:23 pm, #123740
beetlejuice.....HOLY HELL HE'S REAL!!!! jk
MO - October 3, 2009, 7:59 pm, #123704
Don't do it.....
amina - October 3, 2009, 7:58 pm, #123702
beetlejuice....
amina - October 3, 2009, 7:43 pm, #123694
beetlejuice
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 5:08 pm, #123630
it...It...IT! Nothing... I must be missing something.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 4:17 pm, #123627
Don't f***ing say it three times!
Bort - October 3, 2009, 3:43 pm, #123621
Not smart but yes that's how it's pronounced. Like the movie.
_dog - October 3, 2009, 10:46 am, #123576
Hey all you shmart guys. Is the 2nd largest is this pic pronounced beetlejuice?
Hoop - October 3, 2009, 10:32 am, #123575
"smaller" than what exactly? Antares is one of the biggest stars known. VY Canis Majoris IS this biggest star known.
Kaarox - October 3, 2009, 3:29 am, #123532
The beautiful thing is; these are classified as smaller 'colder' suns.
roflcakesilove - October 3, 2009, 2:55 am, #123528
my nuts are bigger then Antares
xxx - October 2, 2009, 1:00 pm, #123338
Very impressive, I had no idea there were suns that huge. This poster should hang in every science room in every school...
Boot - October 1, 2009, 8:55 pm, #123162
VY Canis Majoris is about 2.5 times Antares' diameter. Too cool.
DrEvo82 - October 1, 2009, 11:56 am, #123091
That's cool
Solgard - October 1, 2009, 6:38 am, #123066
5 lions indeed
KDP3 - October 1, 2009, 4:29 am, #123064
my dad is a war veteran! take that Makriev's dad
Makriev - October 1, 2009, 4:12 am, #123063
"Oh Yeah? My dad can beat your dad" That was the first thing that came to my mind... crazy huh?
Sean - September 30, 2009, 9:11 pm, #123028
This is just beautiful. 5 unjustifiably self-important lions.
KDP3 - September 30, 2009, 8:04 pm, #123021
Well Antarces don't have **** on Sol!
spacedog - September 30, 2009, 6:07 pm, #122964
Excellent demotivator. (Beetlejuice? Really?)


NEWS ORGANIZATIONS - making sure you get nothing but the truth


TAGS: all the news that s fit
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Airman

otakugiant - July 14, 2010, 11:58 am, #184741
someone needs to educate those people! after all, if theyre going to get kidnapped anyway, shouldnt they at least know what theyre using to keep them hostage?
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 6:09 pm, #160122
5 Valiant Bangs :)
Jmac0585 - February 22, 2010, 6:06 pm, #160119
That's about right.


PHYSICS - The science where you use extremely long and complicated formulas to explain why a ball rolls.




DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by todd

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm, #208706
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm, #208704
Politifake, anyone?


I REALLY HATE IT - When they remake a great classic movie and totally screw it up !


TAGS: i really hate it movie
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Budog

steve1961 - June 5, 2012, 11:24 am, #235832
True in most cases-but I think I wouldn't mind seeing a movie made from that poster.LOL
Swampfox - June 5, 2012, 4:10 am, #235824
Pay that.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2012, 12:51 am, #235819
5o agree
maoworks2 - June 4, 2012, 11:21 am, #235785
Good One Budog.


EPICALLY AWESOME - When your cock wakes you up and pours your coffee for you too ...




PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: perspective hug falling
Rating: 4.29/5

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ReRac - May 18, 2011, 6:40 pm, #218724
HAHA< even tho that is not "me when drunk" I will when I get a chance. Thanks!
Reality Lord - May 18, 2011, 7:40 am, #218709

nice....post this to "whileiwasdrunk.com"
CaptainBaked - May 18, 2011, 6:18 am, #218703
HAHA! Nice...


DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am, #243477
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm, #145394
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm, #145392
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm, #145391
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm, #145390
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm, #145389
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


MOTIFAKE'S -


TAGS: motifake first unofficial iq test we all failed
Rating: 4.43/5

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MissPriss - December 5, 2014, 9:34 pm, #258555
Left...right?
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:50 pm, #244025
my brains tell me I don't even have to know graphics to (hopefully) do witty sentences on motifake
ICEMAN - October 6, 2011, 12:37 am, #224780
Yep, the bong was empty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2011, 3:22 am, #224749
I looked left, there was a bong there, I got distracted....that was 4 hours ago. Do I still fail?


PLASTIC CHEESE TOP HATS - When a triangular plastic cheese hat just isn't classy enough for Monday Night.


TAGS: cheese packers tophats greenbay football
Rating: 4.06/5

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falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 5:38 pm, #226077
I live next to Titletown. How do you think I feel?


FUNNY FACE - If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you like.


TAGS: male pattern baldness challenge
Rating: 3.28/5

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jameswnash - September 18, 2010, 10:26 pm, #194403
There is a timmy about...


YOUR CIRCLE -




WALL-E - Russian Edition


TAGS: wall e russian
Rating: 4.79/5

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KoU - January 9, 2012, 12:44 pm, #227384
yeah, u right, looks ' like Johnny 5
TwistedNinjaPirate - January 7, 2012, 11:29 pm, #227359
Looks more like Johnny 5


DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAA! - CAPTAIN CHAOS!!


TAGS: cannonball dom captain ciaos
Rating: 4.71/5

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niz - June 17, 2012, 4:52 pm, #236351
I just watched cannonball run! 5L
Budog - June 13, 2012, 1:18 pm, #236234
LMAO, thanks for the laugh today! 5L
CloudchaserS - June 13, 2012, 9:54 am, #236231
"JJ, I saved that woman's dog!" 5L because I loved that movie when I was a pup!
TheSanityInspector - June 13, 2012, 9:51 am, #236230
Dom DeLuise, RIP...


Stress Mgmt -


TAGS: stress management pond waterfall serenity
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 22, 2013, 8:32 am, #250541
Been done. Still good though. Good composition, Demon. Welcome


BLASPHEMY -


TAGS: jun challenge blasphemy
Rating: 4.62/5

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twill1962 - January 1, 2013, 5:03 pm, #242115
And then there's "Judge not, lest ye be judged," (Matt 7:1). This means that as we judge others, we will be judged: If we judge harshly, then we will be judged harshly; if we judge with mercy, we will be judged with mercy. BTW: 5L.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 4:25 am, #239215
The passage you're looking for is Matthew 6:5
CANADA - December 15, 2010, 4:25 pm, #207058
agreed! one of the best ones
Ed-Hyde - June 2, 2010, 12:04 pm, #178845
This is the first of the Blasphemy posters that I've liked. 5 Face Palming Lions. "Beware of practicing your righteousness before men to be noticed by them; otherwise you have no reward with your Father who is in heaven."
Airman - June 1, 2010, 4:24 pm, #178762
5 kazings
thatonechick - June 1, 2010, 10:38 am, #178725
I love irony.
palmat - June 1, 2010, 10:37 am, #178724
i could use an "Edit" b***on ;
palmat - June 1, 2010, 10:36 am, #178723
i shed a tear. a happy tear. perfecttion !


GODS TEAM -


TAGS: gods team 49ers football agnostic
Rating: 2.95/5

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ICEMAN - February 6, 2010, 12:37 am, #156383
Fact of the matter... The Niners are batting 1.000. Steelers, a mere .857
ANON - November 4, 2009, 12:01 pm, #133972
Until now...you were one of my favorite motifakers RON...now...i might be sick...The NINERS??? REALLY? BLAH
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:23 pm, #113319
Yeah, but I'm ok with that one more than the blatantly piss poor job back then. There were some other questionable calls to end this one as well, not QUITE as bad but yeah....hey THEY SHOULD ONLY HAVE 4!!! f***ers....
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 2:19 pm, #113318
Except are we forgeting that this last superbowl was handed to the Steelers by the Zebras...that was an out of bounds catch that won it for them!
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:17 pm, #113317
fitting that they all have determined the outcome of each others Championship records.
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:15 pm, #113316
I really do think that the steelers were given the Seattle super bowl. That was by far the most lopsided refereeing I've ever seen. So It could easily still be 5 all. And all three teams have battled it out in some very close games so It's kinda.....
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:09 pm, #113314
Well you forgot the eagles...oooops no you didn't!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 2:07 pm, #113313
Ya know MO between the 49ers, the Steelers *my fingers hurt after typing that* and Dallas there are no team that are close to these is superbowl wins
MO - August 30, 2009, 1:46 pm, #113307
See now Ron. I disagree whole heartedly. I actually made the trip to Texas Stadium to see a game before it was decommisioned. NIK and I got to see God's team whoop the hell outta the niners. Even though the rivalry has died since "the catch" days....


FUNNY FAKTS -


TAGS: sept calendar challenge 14th house
Rating: 4.26/5

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zoomer296 - February 7, 2013, 9:58 pm, #243310
I'm not crazy! I'm crazy!
rudeboy308 - September 17, 2011, 9:57 pm, #224391
I'm a lefty, and you have no idea how long it took me to chew through the straps on the straitjacket. Oh, crap! Gotta go! They're coming to take me away, ha ha!
justme - September 15, 2011, 8:31 am, #224309
hey I'm a leftie, I just haven't been caught yet :P


MEANWHILE - At the Hall Of Justice.




NEW GENERATIONS -


TAGS: this would all be solved with a belt
Rating: 4.71/5

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5150monkeylove - July 20, 2013, 6:04 am, #247939
same as extra time for bad behavior in prison. I am all for timeout for minor stuff. "Fear of the whuppin" tends to curb stuff. My Dad would have pasted any funny face we made on the wall. Thus, 0 funny faces, and 0 peeps. Homey didnt play that.
tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 4:40 pm, #247919
Depends on how creative you are in regards to "Time out." Start at an hour. first peep, add five minutes. Second peep, add five minutes. Funny faces, ten minutes. You'll get about six hours of peace and quiet before they catch on.
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 6:50 pm, #245815
agreed. Timeout just teaches kids to do the crime, do the time, then go out and play. A major contribution to recidivism .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:59 am, #245028
If any of us here pulled half the crap the kids today pull on their parents... need I say what our punishment would be? Back then it was called, "straightening out." Today it's called "child abuse." Rubbish, I say.
jameswnash - October 29, 2010, 8:42 pm, #200199
So true! Though I do kinda wish we had "time outs" as a kid, but back then parents knew exactly waht we would be doing as we just sit and think bout what we did...we would plan how not to get caught next time
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 7:57 pm, #200188
Wow panic. I hope I don't get to that stage in my relationship for at least a few more years.
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 9:09 am, #200146
marry her
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 9:05 am, #200145
Now I imagine my gf crapping n**** on the carpet, in the slippers, on grandma's lamp, in the yard and in the tuna casserole...
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:50 am, #200142
Children dogs, and wives all need boundries, and +/- reinforcement to those boundries. crap on the carpet "whack!", bring the slippers, "good boy", break the Grandma's lamp."whack", mow the yard, "good boy" Fix Tuna Casserole, n****? that's a dilemma
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 8:12 am, #200133
If it only would be that easy, with real ADDs it's more Adult Care Defiency. Sounds emo, but fastfood & tv are no replacement for love & play. Discipline is another tricky subject.
agdaniele - October 29, 2010, 3:02 am, #200118
Excellent!


AIRBORNE SCHOOL - Week 1: Separates the men from the boys Week 2: Separates the men from the fools Week 3: The fools jump!




NO LIMITS -


TAGS: hallmark moment eagle soaring
Rating: 4.71/5

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motinet - June 3, 2011, 7:02 pm, #219556

Motivating posters should really go on motivationaltwist.com.


TWI-DON'T -




Political Correctness -


TAGS: black widow spiders politically correct
Rating: 4.53/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 19, 2013, 12:37 pm, #246806
Would it sound politically incorrect if I said "they all look the same to me"? heh heh
EmilioDumphque - June 19, 2013, 10:00 am, #246798
That's not a Black Widow anyway. It's a Redback, from Australia.


MY EX-WIFE -


TAGS: marchallenge divorce exwife
Rating: 4.49/5

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rerun - July 4, 2010, 10:12 am, #183218

It was planning the wedding part for me.
dude304 - March 22, 2010, 2:00 pm, #166331
nice man this one is sooo funny
lesterinside - March 22, 2010, 12:00 pm, #166318
FTW!!! It was my mother-in-law on my part. 5 torturous L's !!!


TOM BRADY - They keep calling me a "PRETTY BOY".... Do YOU think I'm "PRETTY"?


TAGS: brady bieber rugby football nfl
Rating: 3.57/5

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MashiMashi - May 16, 2012, 5:51 am, #234691
I know but it wasn't around then...
caveman - May 16, 2012, 1:46 am, #234687
Hey, this one and a couple others of yours would do good on sporting breakdown


2AM DICTION -


TAGS: june calendar challenge
Rating: 4.95/5

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Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 10:56 pm, #220069
Indeed, 5L. x
Azzameen85 - June 15, 2011, 11:16 am, #220044
Don't care at about the grammar. The point got through. 5L
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 6:44 am, #220027
sooo i hate to be the grammar Nazi but you missed out a to in between hate and be. If you going to correct someone else's sentence structure at least check your own.
corneredbadger - June 14, 2011, 11:37 pm, #220019
sooo i hate be the grammar Nazi but it should be either "mom started" or "mom was starting". because now that ive seen that it is bothering the hell out of me
spacedog - June 14, 2011, 7:07 pm, #220004
Ha! Well done.
CaptainBaked - June 14, 2011, 2:38 am, #219971
HAHA! Nice...


I'M SO BROKE - I have to fart in the damn thing just to have a...cent.


TAGS: wallet poor broke
Rating: 4.41/5

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OFFENSIVE? NO! JUST A PHILOSOPHIC DEBATING POINT -


TAGS: october offensive poster challenge
Rating: 4.74/5

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Reality Lord - October 7, 2010, 7:41 pm, #197117

i lol'd you get 5...nice


SOMETHING DEMOTIVATIONAL -


TAGS: vietnam wall dc
Rating: 4.68/5

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Airman - August 2, 2012, 7:20 pm, #237985
gotcha.. good advice
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 2, 2012, 7:17 pm, #237983
psssst...Airman. Don't feed the semantics troll(They're like the troll under the bridge but they eat common sense instead of billy-goats.)
Airman - August 2, 2012, 6:17 pm, #237980
what it meant was: they died on their last day of their tour.. they were due to go home the next day.
lilith - August 2, 2012, 5:41 pm, #237979
well for those who died... the dying day is normally the last day !
Airman - August 2, 2012, 3:45 pm, #237977
I didn't
Airman - August 2, 2012, 3:08 pm, #237976
I didn't
Airman - August 2, 2012, 2:53 pm, #237975
you're a regular riot..
lilith - August 2, 2012, 8:41 am, #237969
"1448 soldiers died on their last day in vietnam" ? They ALL died on their LAST DAY ! 0.o
lilith - August 2, 2012, 8:41 am, #237968
"1448 soldiers died on their last day in vietnam" ? They ALL died on their LAST DAY ! 0.o
PeteMan - April 8, 2012, 8:59 am, #232933
It will be a dark time indeed when we fail to heed the lessons that history have to give us.
Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 8:16 am, #230975

a truley humbling poster airman. may we never forget
Kassidy1005 - March 9, 2012, 11:29 pm, #230966
That is truly dreadful
Derek - March 9, 2012, 8:47 pm, #230963
I'm afraid so, and it just makes it worse. What is good about of vast numbers of young men dying in Vietnam? Would have though it was something one would want to forget.
Airman - March 9, 2012, 6:32 pm, #230961
you awake now mr congeniality? LOL
Derek - March 9, 2012, 1:37 pm, #230956
Perhaps I've got up too early... why the hell do you all love this?
lgvernon - March 9, 2012, 11:28 am, #230954

5, 5, 5~~I would love it twice if I could.
crankyhead - March 9, 2012, 6:21 am, #230947
the la5t statistic is truly demotivating
ICEMAN - March 8, 2012, 9:29 pm, #230933
A "SOLID" 5
Greeny - March 8, 2012, 8:01 pm, #230929
nice1


BACON GRENADE -


TAGS: bacon grenade i d fall on one for you
Rating: 4.13/5

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sickartist - December 17, 2009, 2:43 pm, #146350
I found these with a case of waffle mines by the bus depot.
Eternal Lord Jackass - December 17, 2009, 10:35 am, #146329
Ok, i'm only going to ask this once. Did you or did you not brake into my arsenal and steal the crate of bacon grenades that I kept in the corner behind the aids launchers?


WHEN - sharks dream...


TAGS: shark fat fatty fatso really
Rating: 3.81/5

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Me_ - November 19, 2009, 5:58 pm, #137890
My eyes. Oh good my eyes and this was the last image I saw.
1MP4CT - October 8, 2009, 10:05 am, #124808
Dont ya mean man the sharks with laser beams to cut m up in bite-size pieces
Haarakkon - October 6, 2009, 3:39 pm, #124370
Solid gold, J.
LogicDude - October 6, 2009, 10:54 am, #124327
I believe that would be a "Pod" of...you get the idea.
Mike - October 6, 2009, 12:51 am, #124271
3 in the front have cute faces, which is good if you get trapped under one of them. Something to look as your ribs break
Reality Lord - October 5, 2009, 11:33 pm, #124254

i wanted to give it 7 lions.....awesome.
faulty switch - October 5, 2009, 11:22 pm, #124253
how are they able to fit in there?
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 9:55 pm, #124213
Hilarious!
Bob D. Sailor - October 5, 2009, 9:39 pm, #124202
MAN THE HARPOONS!! Herd of whales at 12 O'clock!!


MEMORIAL DAY -




MARINE SNIPER - "You can run, but you'll just die tired!"




FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE -


TAGS: wall ladder keep out discouraged
Rating: 4.89/5

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gas - August 1, 2011, 4:27 pm, #222313
wow... without words
Tarapin - August 1, 2011, 11:26 am, #222306
Excellent. I'd love to know where this is, though.
tellitlikeitis - July 31, 2011, 8:14 am, #222222
Very nice.
mariand - July 31, 2011, 7:55 am, #222221
awe5ome
the1stCOMMI3 - July 31, 2011, 2:23 am, #222216
oh, I seriously need me one of those
Verdeckt - July 31, 2011, 12:50 am, #222214
Apart from the re5t
ICEMAN - July 31, 2011, 12:26 am, #222210
Nice work SD. Fiver.


ALLIGATOR WRESTLING - Only true men do this...


TAGS: alligator wrestling
Rating: 2.43/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2014, 9:58 am, #253457
it looks like he's doing something else with that gator.
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:34 pm, #147426
Sooooo... there's only about 18 real men on the planet... most missing fingers?
Derek - December 22, 2009, 3:58 pm, #147410
Only crazy bastards


HORROR MOVIE HEROES -


TAGS: aprchallenge horro movies bruce campbell
Rating: 4.66/5

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colt45103 - June 2, 2010, 4:24 pm, #178875
That's just we we call pillow talk baby...
TheSarge - April 30, 2010, 6:06 pm, #174140
Good,I could use a horseblanket.
Fatt Matt - April 30, 2010, 5:23 pm, #174131
First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.
CANADA - April 30, 2010, 3:46 pm, #174103
This is my boom stick!


IF YOU'RE OCD -


TAGS: may challenge ocd
Rating: 4.43/5

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Feasibly - May 18, 2010, 10:08 pm, #176595
A ringing bazziiingaaa!
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:43 pm, #176569
Perfect perfect. Perfect.
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 4:22 pm, #176531
Perfect!


PIZZA FORK - NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES


TAGS: free shipping call 1 800 fork you
Rating: 4.21/5

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Sho - July 4, 2012, 8:56 pm, #236993
I'm the weird one that always hold them in my hand?
Vinxman - July 4, 2012, 12:14 pm, #236987
Shut up and take my money!
CloudchaserS - July 3, 2012, 11:23 pm, #236970
That's like using a knife & fork to eat hushpuppies.
ughomer - July 3, 2012, 4:23 pm, #236963
If you call right now, they'll send you a SECOND pizza fork and waive the P&H ($39.47 savings), mao!!
maoworks2 - July 3, 2012, 2:27 pm, #236961
Amazing.


ATLANTA AIRPORT -


TAGS: y all don t come back now ya hear
Rating: 4.15/5

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jvosk - March 6, 2014, 7:33 pm, #253435
Fake, obviously. For starters, the same runway in opposite directions would actually be, with runway 9R as the first, the same runway in opposite direction would be 27L. Runways are numbered by the compass heading when landing/taking off.
CpnKangaroo - January 19, 2010, 9:05 pm, #153183
i've been to the atlanta airport, gotta say, very slow. anyway 5 dark haired virgins in paradise
phydeaux - January 18, 2010, 10:48 pm, #153021
5 Evil chuckles...


STEREOTYPES - Some people live their entire lives depending on them




PRINCESS DIANA VS. PINK FLOYD - becouse it´s not always good to have "The Wall" as last Hit.


TAGS: diana princess wall pink floyd
Rating: 4/5

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Greeny - January 5, 2014, 2:13 am, #251939
How old is Emily Paige? Wait, I don't want to know...
steve1961 - January 5, 2014, 1:14 am, #251936
Before his time, Moo...not everyone is as old as us.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 4, 2014, 11:15 pm, #251933
You don't get this poster at all, do you?
nicholsjoshua15 - January 4, 2014, 10:47 pm, #251930
F*ck The Wall, The Division Bell is Pink Floyd's best album.
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 6:14 pm, #226914
It both makes me laugh and feel dirty for doing so...
Noname5 - September 23, 2011, 12:33 pm, #224515
english is not my main language, so please dont mind the mistake ;) just enjoy the idea :D
boosh12345 - September 23, 2011, 12:17 pm, #224514
because*
Noname5 - September 21, 2011, 2:06 pm, #224473
thanks ;)
MPsniper - September 19, 2011, 9:07 pm, #224435
BAM 5 crash test dummies for you


JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANIME - Someday, fanboys! Someday!


TAGS: goku sailor moon dragonball lupin harlock astro boy cutie cutey honey
Rating: 2.57/5

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Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:37 am, #105071
It is Cutie honey. She is h** on Manga too.
uh... lets see - July 28, 2009, 5:31 pm, #101387
starting from the left: don't know, guy from Cyborg 009 (009 probably), don't know, Goku, Lupin, Astro boy, Sailor ****s. who are the two I'm missing?


HONEY, TRUST ME -


TAGS: hone trust me alligator crocodile australia
Rating: 4.68/5

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steph1 - March 2, 2011, 6:35 am, #213385
you are absolutely correct - yet, the term can also be used more loosely to include all extant members of the order Crocodilia: i.e. the true crocodiles, the alligators and caimans (family Alligatoridae) and the gharials (family Gavialidae)- i'm no expert
Darkfiretiger - March 2, 2011, 5:35 am, #213383
They don't call them Crocodiles, they ARE Crocodiles. They're two different species of reptiles.


ZOMBIES -




POKING FUN -




I SHALL FLING MY POO -


TAGS: monkey shall fling poo glasses
Rating: 4.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2013, 2:54 pm, #246587
It's NOT you. It's George Burns :-D
GaryO - January 6, 2013, 5:22 pm, #242233
Prissy Prissy Prissy…..yer gramma’s gonna be pyssed
Silverheart - January 6, 2013, 4:16 pm, #242231
In your youth, right? hehe
MissPriss - January 6, 2013, 3:34 pm, #242230
Before any of you go there...that's not me!


GIRLFRIEND TYPES -




IREISH YOGA - the only martial art that does not require a clear mind


TAGS: irish you marshall art drunk
Rating: 3.82/5

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pzykosiz - May 15, 2011, 8:55 pm, #218608
given that response, i'm not sure that's necessary
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 15, 2011, 8:46 pm, #218607
Define "people"
pzykosiz - May 15, 2011, 8:13 pm, #218604
as if you don't have people locked in your basement too
Lawleitlover518 - May 15, 2011, 7:33 pm, #218602
And defy stereotypes
Lawleitlover518 - May 15, 2011, 7:32 pm, #218601
the point is even though I have a disability I can still do great things
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 15, 2011, 6:42 pm, #218599
Those poor children locked in your basement don't count.
Reality Lord - May 15, 2011, 3:51 pm, #218598

disability....p'fffft....i have teenagers.
Lawleitlover518 - May 14, 2011, 11:08 pm, #218575
thank you all and I'm not just a noob but I also have Asperger's syndrome (high functioning autism)as well as the seizure disorder so this is indeed a great achievement for everyone with some form of disability ROCK ON NOOBS
Hawamleh - May 14, 2011, 10:40 am, #218551
PaRTY UP IN DA NOOB THREAD !
Hawamleh - May 14, 2011, 10:40 am, #218550
PaRTY UP IN DA NOOB THREAD !
Greeny - May 13, 2011, 7:36 pm, #218536
Thanks to the Mods for catching my drift. As a noob myself, I try to watch the things I say about other posts - but that one was cool just waiting to happen, hope the next one does!
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2011, 11:45 am, #218528
This is indeed a decent poster. Another tid bit of advice is to not use text from the pic as your title. Like RL said if you had cropped out the text in the pic that would have made this that much better. Don't forget to introduce yourself too.
Reality Lord - May 13, 2011, 9:25 am, #218524

what he means is....your first posting here is good. take your time and work up the idea's, check your spelling and think about cropping. check the noobland thread in forums for help.
Lawleitlover518 - May 13, 2011, 8:40 am, #218522
thank you but what do you mean by nice car? i cant drive
Greeny - May 13, 2011, 7:35 am, #218520
Very nice car, got the keys in hand & it's full of fuel; but the battery is dead... It has the potential to go somewhere


one upmanship -


TAGS: bird **** like all nsa talk
Rating: 4.87/5

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falloutghoul - June 23, 2013, 9:01 am, #246900
You hit the jackpot on thi5 one, RL
dy2012 - June 11, 2013, 10:06 am, #246558
5good laugh!
5150monkeylove - June 11, 2013, 2:17 am, #246546
YEAH!!! Going on my FB
Cannabal - June 10, 2013, 9:00 pm, #246538
Teach him who's higher on the food chain.
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 8:19 pm, #246537

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Greeny - June 10, 2013, 6:48 pm, #246531
LOL


HALLOWEEN ALIENS - That should be good for about 12 sequels.




SUDDENLY -


TAGS: star wars challenge iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 6:40 am, #207431
It's better than one of Baldrick's cunning plans. 5L's
kimzter - December 18, 2010, 2:22 am, #207418
beautiful
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:44 pm, #207366
I even shared this one on my FB. 5 miticlorenes
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 12:21 pm, #207355
This one literally made me lol...


SUICIDE -


TAGS: suicide day comic fish balloon secure rope heavy rock parallelism
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 5:49 pm, #148819
Simple and strong... love it! 5L
Fatt Matt - December 29, 2009, 5:41 pm, #148818
Good find on the pic. Short/sweet delivery. Well done, sir!


Question -




INFATUATION -


TAGS: love sucks tattoo decchallenge
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by sickartist

CANADA - December 6, 2009, 10:13 pm, #143334
AGGY FTW!
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:03 pm, #143329
49 year old loser. Gone.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:03 pm, #143328
Shhhhh..... hear that? He's banned permanently.
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 9:57 pm, #143327
WTF?
Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:54 pm, #143326
is nice


RED HEADS - Too hot to handle to cold to care.




HALLOWEEN - STOP STICKING CANDLES IN ME!!!!!! STOP THE GENOCIDE!!!!!!




CALLING MY EX -


TAGS: ex pentagram drunk calling justsay n
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Ism

Reality Lord - May 23, 2012, 10:36 pm, #235054

HA...LOVE IT!!!
RonE - May 23, 2012, 2:35 pm, #235034
They don't think they can control it via a symbol. It is a lot more complicated than that. Loved the image/moti though
CloudchaserS - May 23, 2012, 10:40 am, #235015
I LOL at those who think that supernatural beings can be controlled by a mere symbol


ONE WEEKEND A MONTH - My ass


TAGS: be all that you can be
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2014, 11:43 am, #252827
Guy on the right is popping an a**ault rifle! :-o
Airman - September 24, 2010, 3:43 pm, #195372
good RL.. laughing is good
Reality Lord - September 24, 2010, 1:20 pm, #195368

5L dude...and i got a good laugh!


GET OFF THE DAMN BED -


TAGS: pets challenge ice
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

autumnspirit - January 6, 2011, 4:43 pm, #209288
LOL 5 Lint rollers for the hair!
spacedog - October 5, 2010, 5:21 pm, #196880
Nice one Iceman. 5L
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:15 pm, #196160
brilliant


ADVERSITY -


TAGS: pitfalls snags opposition adversity poster
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 30, 2015, 6:00 pm, #261015

Thanks!
mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:12 pm, #260999
Nice and dark, excellent! 5 goth lions!
Reality Lord - April 30, 2015, 2:53 pm, #260997

AB5OLUTELY AWE5OME
JesusWept - April 30, 2015, 1:06 pm, #260995
Very nice! L L L L L


OH, GIMME THE BEAT BOYS -


TAGS: janchallenge dobie grey drift away
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by sickartist

boinger - October 4, 2011, 7:33 pm, #224745
...and drift away
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 1:28 pm, #181183
I like this one better.
CANADA - April 8, 2010, 7:22 pm, #170319
Perfect
Bovee - January 28, 2010, 10:07 am, #154944
5 lions to lil Van Jr.
Produceman117 - January 27, 2010, 8:25 pm, #154835
Easiest 5Ls I've given in a while.


all lives matter -




THERE'S A FINE LINE - between bravery and stupidity


TAGS: alligator bird
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by vilnius

motinet - October 15, 2012, 10:25 pm, #239992

wow


TWO CHOICES -


TAGS: two choices when chuck calls
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by LeightonESmith

maoworks2 - December 16, 2011, 6:20 pm, #226672
Chuck Norris Who !
Sho - December 14, 2011, 10:17 pm, #226627
LMFAO


DEAR LIFE - when I said "can my day get any worse?" it was rhetorical question not a challenge.




PMS -


TAGS: we all suffer lion
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by steph1

steph1 - March 14, 2011, 6:17 pm, #214251
sharing the suffering is half the fun
culos - March 14, 2011, 5:53 pm, #214244
what do you mean, too? You mean women suffer it as well????
Zook - March 14, 2011, 7:30 am, #214189
i approve this statement


JEDI RIDER -


TAGS: apologies steppenwolf starwars challenge iceman
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

autumnspirit - December 18, 2010, 3:42 am, #207421
"Born into 5 Lions"


IN MY WORLD - Everyones a Pony, and we all eat Rainbows, and Poop Butterflies!




CAMO COLOR IS FOR PUSSIES -




WE ARE THE BORG - All your base are belong to us


TAGS: borg base picard all your belong star trek
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by arsonking14

agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 8:59 am, #106359
Woodyism #153
union - August 9, 2009, 7:09 am, #106346
That is exactly how Patrick Stewart speaks.
arsonking14 - August 9, 2009, 12:10 am, #106300
Epic


STAY CLASSY - IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOUR PARENTS DRESS YOU.


TAGS: byu fan alone child max hall
Rating: 2.56/5
freestyler - December 9, 2009, 6:31 pm, #144214
h** teacher.


IN-TAX-ICATION -


TAGS: aprchallenge income tax
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Chef - May 4, 2010, 4:43 pm, #174632
Five Ls for making me laugh and cry with the same d***ed poster!
Sean - April 23, 2010, 12:54 am, #173065
Nice nails, dude. Do you do them yourself?
Bob D. Sailor - April 18, 2010, 6:46 pm, #172022
I ended up owing taxes this year cause of a fat finger mistake someone did and said I had 2 dependants and I'm single with no kids..
Fatt Matt - April 16, 2010, 5:35 pm, #171695
I wish I could have printed this out and sent it off w/ my return.
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:33 pm, #171554
WOW! One of your best ever Sick. 5Ls and Faved.
pieman - April 15, 2010, 7:15 pm, #171548
5l for you there buzz kill mcgee.
ICEMAN - April 15, 2010, 5:12 pm, #171528
If the truth of this wasn't so sick I'd say it was sick, Sick. A finski for you.
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 2:50 pm, #171483
You're pissing on my parade!
forseti - April 15, 2010, 9:28 am, #171423
LOL... Never thought this way... 5L!


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